Clean Pinch

That which occurs when you wipe after evacuating ones bowels only to find that there is no excrement on the paper.
I just took a dump and guess what? Clean Pinch!!!
by Reverend Regan May 21, 2010
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A Clean Pinch

Is a dump so smooth and dry that it doesn’t require a safety wipe.
“We’re out of toilet paper, thank god it was a clean pinch”
by Alibaster Slim August 06, 2012
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