Clean Pinch

That which occurs when you wipe after evacuating ones bowels only to find that there is no excrement on the paper.

I just took a dump and guess what? Clean Pinch!!!

Clean Pinch by Reverend Regan May 21, 2010

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A Clean Pinch

Is a dump so smooth and dry that it doesn’t require a safety wipe.

“We’re out of toilet paper, thank god it was a clean pinch”

A Clean Pinch by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012

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