God at Minecraft. Gives great advice. Clay's are amazing at videogames, talking to people and being funny. Clay's will also never hesitate to call you out on your bullshit. Cute as hell and gets lots of girls. I want a Clay in my life 24/7.
Erica: I'm in love with Clay. I can't believe a guy who plays Minecraft can be sympathetic as hell.
by NotaSunflower April 22, 2019
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One step beyond dehydrated. In this state, basic motor functions become impossible tasks.
Dude 1: Man, what happened? I turned around and you were gone.

Dude 2: Son, I locked up. It was so hot, I got clayed.
by DRC Training September 21, 2014
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When five or more people poop in succession in the same toilet, filling it to the top.

Most commonly done in restaurants in Maryland with five participants. The act is done by first making a batting order of the shitters. Shitter #5 takes point outside of the stall keeping watch and preventing some other poor bastard from laying their ass on the cauldron of poo. Shitter #1 goes into the stall, makes his business, and then layer it over with toilet paper. He leaves and alerts shitter #2 who is standing on deck outside of the bathroom, that it is now his time to shine. Shitter #1 tells #3 to go on deck outside the bathroom and then the process will repeat itself with the other shitters until all of them have gone besides the one keeping watch. Lastly, shitter #5 or whomever is keeping watch goes, layers it, and attempts to flush. The result should produce a clayish substance that does not

move.
Devon and Reese and the other guys of the gang gave the restaurant the clay.
by Coffin Cover May 12, 2014
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The most talented, brilliant thinker I’ve ever known; intelligent. Musically inclined. He’s very mysterious and unpredictable at times. A major sweetheart. An independent individual. Very thoughtful and kind. Always knows how to make someone smile. A really exciting and fun person to be around. Someone who you can never forget; someone who I can’t forget. If you see this Clay, I’ll always love you. -A
Person: “Who’s that guy over there? He’s really cute.”

Me: “That’s Clay; I agree.”
by A_123 April 23, 2019
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Clay is amazing! He is a sweet and caring lil guy and a bit of a dork... Everyone at school gives him a hard time but he knows he doesn’t deserve it! If only he knew there was a girl that truly loved him, then he wouldn’t be fooling around with girls he rarely sees... Overall he’s extremely special he often has random bi-polar moments which makes him that much more interesting. Don’t lose him he may be difficult but he’s a good guy
Who’s that? Oh him? That’s Clay!
by prettyinpinkk03 October 22, 2018
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A failure during an average to high pressured social situation involving the opposite gender (or professsional setting) that causes a complete loss of bodily control due to an instant regret and insecurity, i.e erectile dysfunction.
"Oh my God, last night this hot, rich, naked girl asked me to have sex but I just couldn't. I was nervous. I clayed."
by ClevelandSad January 7, 2017
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The most adorable, perfect guy in the world. The best boyfriend a girl can ever have. The guy of your dreams. Beyond sweet, beyond nice, beyond sexy ;)... Perfect.
Girl: So you're dating Clay now?

Girl 2: Yes :)
Girl 3: You lucky son of a bitch, he's perfect.
by Awkward_Beauty March 5, 2013
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