Old-time slang for penis, most popular in the 1920's. Currently still very popular in nursing homes and anywhere frequented by octogenarians.
by Goulet198 September 15, 2009
by Flutey [[Trumpet hater]] June 12, 2008
Codename for a black man's penis. Also a feeble insignificant instrument that is useless on it's own, and needs 50,000 other clarinets playing with it to be heard over a trombone. Loudest volume: messopiano, if they try really hard. Have no real use in anything but concert band, and are only put in marching bands in school because the directors feel sorry for them. Ever notice how there are no woodwinds in professional marching bands? Play melody 99% of the time because the writers don't know what else to do with them.
by Booooooooooob October 27, 2007
the stupidest instrument ever created. it sounds like a dying duck. the world would be benefited if it would disappear. a band/orchestra would have to be extremely good to drown out the disguisting clarinet noise.
trumpeteer: hey do u play an instrument
clarinetist/stupid person: yea clarinet
trumpeteer: then im not talking to u. ur not worthy.
clarinetist/stupid person: yea clarinet
trumpeteer: then im not talking to u. ur not worthy.
by trumpeteer March 28, 2009
THE WORST INSTRUMENT MADE BY POOPY PEOPLE AND IT STANDS FOR CRAPPYCACA LACKING AIRY RUNTY IDIOTS NOOBS EXTRA TRUCKERS
by DisaPukaPow October 24, 2019
Last competition Golden River Marching Festival
Clarinet Player: (clarinet screeches during the ballad) "ooopss"
During the scoring portion
Drum Major- 83.0
Color Guard- 94.0
Percussion-83.0
Brass-96.6
Woodwinds-45.7
Whole Band score- 70.1
Trumpet Section: Stupid screech needles ruined are chance of winning
Low Brass: What the fuck those stupid screech needles are always ruining everything
Drumline and Pit Percussion: At least we scored well
Flute, Saxophones, and low reeds: Those darn screech needles are always ruining our score
Color Guard: I feel like hitting them with a flag
Drum Major: I thought I taught you better than that.
Clarinet Player: (clarinet screeches during the ballad) "ooopss"
During the scoring portion
Drum Major- 83.0
Color Guard- 94.0
Percussion-83.0
Brass-96.6
Woodwinds-45.7
Whole Band score- 70.1
Trumpet Section: Stupid screech needles ruined are chance of winning
Low Brass: What the fuck those stupid screech needles are always ruining everything
Drumline and Pit Percussion: At least we scored well
Flute, Saxophones, and low reeds: Those darn screech needles are always ruining our score
Color Guard: I feel like hitting them with a flag
Drum Major: I thought I taught you better than that.
by ScottMcCall1202 February 28, 2016
The act of being so horny that you look at your clarinet as a viable option to use as a fleshlight. Results may vary.
Aidan: “Oh, dude can I try your clarinet real quick?”
Renato: “Nah man, I was down bad and I pulled a Rusty Clarinet yesterday”
Renato: “Nah man, I was down bad and I pulled a Rusty Clarinet yesterday”
by LargeDavid April 7, 2021