Clappy slappy
Clappy slappy, you are a failed abortion so your parents sold you to us as a sex slave. Now let me get my dildo belt
Clappy slappy by Daddy lick me February 11, 2019
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Slappy Clappys
Just like selfies, slappy clappys are praise about one's self for the sake of looking good for others. Self praise,congratulatory in nature and in usage. The new definition for"patting ones self on the back" arrogant self elevation. EX."In celebration of their new patent, the board room was filled with merriment and slappy clappys."
When he discovered how to master self manicured nails,he bannered his delight to his mom with slappy clappys
Slappy Clappys by Ronan Rambler April 30, 2023
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Slappy Crappy No-Nappy
To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)
“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”
Slappy Crappy No-Nappy by Captainprice141 March 11, 2023
crappyslappy
A game related to "slug bug" and "punch buggy" and "prius poke," crappyslappy is when you slap someone you are with after seeing a crappy car (rusted, garbage bag for windows, broken taillights, etc.)
Person 1: "Hey, look at that shitty car!"
Person 2: "Crappyslappy!"
Person 1: "Ouch why the fuck... ohh damn you got me!"
Person 2: "Crappyslappy!"
Person 1: "Ouch why the fuck... ohh damn you got me!"
crappyslappy by Keevaan August 2, 2011
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