Clam sander 

One who sands clams. Usually attains the title through their occupation. Someone who specialises in genetalia styling is a clam sander. But this can mean someone who literally seeks out clams and sands them in an uknown fashion.

Gandalf: "Have you seen Bilbo recently?"
Frodo: "Oh yeah, every day he's out on the beach looking for clams."
Gandalf: "Whyever so?"
Frodo: "He likes to sand them."
Gandalf: "Fool."

Tobias: "Wow, Mangus where'd you get your clams styled?"
Magnus: "Don't be patheic, Tobias. They always look like this."

Lillith: "Hey Celeste, I can't seem to find a good clam sander. Do you know anyone good?
Celeste: "Yeah, I go to Kevin."

Clam sander by Lentonius November 6, 2012

Clam Sander 

A man that does stimulate the right places on the female vagina while giving her oral sex. The man's tongue gets so dry (because it's taking so long) that it starts to feel rough like sandpaper.

"I'll never spend the night with that guy again, he was an ok kisser but what a clam sander...".

Clam Sander by M010LAVA October 16, 2021