Clam Pong 

A beer pong game invented by the girlies.

6 players. 2 teams of 3.

6 sets of 3 cups (in 2-1 formation) are placed on the long side of the table, 3 on one side 3 on the other. These are the clams. Each person gets a clam.

There are 3 balls in play. 2 clams on one team start with a ball; 1 clam on the other team starts with a ball. You can shoot at any clam on the other team. There are no turns; anyone can shoot any time a ball comes to them or they find one on the ground.

Once your clam is gone, you can seek redemption by bouncing a ball into another clam's cup. If you make it, you can bring one of your cups back. If you miss, you are out.

Once you are out, you can help your fellow clams retrieve balls for them to keep shooting.

The first team to lose all their clams loses.

Girlies!! Get in formation...It's CLAM PONG time!

Clam Pong by _miss_lyss February 6, 2025

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus 

Say this to someone who did something dumb.

Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus by The person who does things. December 7, 2020

Clampong 

1. Person who did something wrong, misunderstood something.
2. Person who touched the Orb

1. Joe, that's an H, not the G, you clampong!
2. Joe, have you touched the orb? That's disgusting, you damn clampong!

Clampong by Pineapples? Anyone? February 23, 2021

Clampongus

While it might sound like the name of a mushroom, most definitely because of the similarity between '-pongus' and 'fungus', clampongus is a term used to belittle someone, similar to idiot or moron. Most commonly used when a person has done something reckless or risky.

Disembodied head touches the orb
Cylinder: You fool. You blongus. You absolute utter clampongus. Think about the consequences of your actions.

Clampongus by inar February 3, 2023