clam patty

A vagina that is loose, saggy, and smells like fish.

Once I was her clam patty , I tapped out.
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by LaLa1914 September 7, 2016

yorkshire clam patty

When a girl throws up on your dick then uses her throw as lubricant to fuck u

Dam bro last night that girl from the bar gave me a Yorkshire clam patty

by Andrew Volpe July 9, 2018

New England Clam Patty

New England Clam Patty is when a dude shits on a girls vagina aka clam and then ejaculates all over it.

"Yo, I gave this hot chick a New England Clam Patty last night. It was sick."

by CrystalMeth1020 February 25, 2009

clam party

Any festivity with a far above average (>=80%) female attendance. See also taco fest.

Whoa, that Take That tribute is a total clam party!

by LedgeS February 25, 2010

panty clam

the woman's sex mollusk

she opened her legs to expose her panty clam

by t January 3, 2004

clampetty

Adjective.

Used to describe a person who is excessively backwoods.

Synonyms would be hillbilly, country bumpkin, hobo, etc

"Hell no you can't park your pick up truck on our front lawn! We are not going to be the clampetty house on this block!"

by Bluebell777 May 20, 2016