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Clam Land 

The female equivalent of "tea bagging". A woman places her bare vagina on an unsuspecting individual's face.

Nonconsensual circumstances are most prominent; however, if your partner asks for a clam land, it wouldn't be inappropriate to oblige.
"Can you believe Jimmy is passed out already?"

"Yea, that dickhead deserves a clam landing for being such a little bitch."
Clam Land by Sauce Queen November 26, 2015
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land clam 

A mass of phlegm expelled from the esophagus onto a surface such as asphalt or concrete. It is the only non-shelled mollusk known to man.
While hacking outside Lincoln Center, Charles fathered a land clam on 65th Street
land clam by Suburban Boy May 20, 2004

LAND CLAM 

A Caucasian female who frequents shore towns, wears short skirts/dresses that occasionally expose her vag.
Danny and I are going to Bamboo bar in hopes to sneak a peek at some land clams.
LAND CLAM by BIMchxMJ January 27, 2022
Noun- Yet another euphemism for vagina.
Harry and I are going out trolling for land-clam.
Land-Clam by Goatboyrising August 23, 2005

Flying Land Clam 

Otherwise known as a "loogie." A generally large, brackish, slimy substance expunged from ones lungs with great force. Commonly used as a weapon on schoolyards and construction sites.
"Did you see that flying land clam I just hocked?"

Land clam 

A garlicky and fleshy boiled snail otherwise know as escargo.
I can't believe she ordered the land clams at a bowling alley.
Land clam by Ryan 3000 August 20, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026