Paying homeage to New Englanders, It is customary to blindfold self and line up three willing female parties in a row. One, and only
one of these parties must be
on the rag. You then precede to perform
cunnilingus on all three parties; blindfolded. You must use sense of taste to identify the one with the bloody, rust tasting, clot-laden, hairy, cunt. When detected this culinary mystery you must scream aloud, "That's aint Chowdah!" to win.
Hey Chadwick, I was down the Vineyard
the other day on fathers yaught and tried my hand at some Rusty
Clam Digging with Hildigard and
the girls! Boy does my tummy ache and my lobster apron is covered in blood!