Clacorn 

A "clacorn" is a name used to describe masturbation using the common vegetable 'corn.'

Person 1: Dude, I totally clacorned yesterday.

Person 2: Woah! Did you cum?

Person 1: Yeah. It was great.

Clacorn by Carrie2k1 February 25, 2015

clabornism 

The act of lying so convincingly that you convince yourself it is the truth, while in fact being completely full of shit.

That guy just tried to tell me he was the king of Siam. He must have a degree in clabornism.

clabornism by Urfos October 18, 2013