Circle Jerk

An ancient Christian ritual involving 6 priests and 6 choirboys forming a circle and masturbating the person sat to their right whilst saying the lords prayer. I2 is the official number but it can be done with more or less.
Father Bailey enjoyed the circle jerk and today he would sit next to Thomas.
by PantsuGoblin March 22, 2023
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A group of battling males get together to masterbate and compete in races to see who can "jizz" first or the most.
Daniel you want to get some guys to go Circle Jerk At Egan's Tonite?
by Matt Bellerive June 28, 2006
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Invented by Australians. A group of individuals (usually male) stand in a cricle and masturbate. Sometimes, the first to ejaculate is declared "the winner."
"Jeff won the circle jerk competition, with Fred in close second"
by Jack August 17, 2004
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The definition of Circle Jerk - COULD - be subject to regional differences. Like Pop in the Midwest is Soda everywhere else (each taking their small part of Soda Pop).

In the Midwest, in the 70's (when I was in Jr. High), the accepted meaning of Circle Jerk referred to a wanking party game with the last to go eating the unfortunate cracker the produce was aimed at. I take some stock in this definition as there is nothing quicker on the trigger than a Jr. High boy.

Plus they're still of an age where remedial body functions are an item of infinite fascination (do they ever REALLY outgrow that?), and what else would they do on long, dull, Winter nights?
These hors dourves look like circle jerk leftovers.
by w5 February 23, 2005
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1. (v) Several men standing in a circle masterbating.

-Urban legend says sometimes a piece of bread is placed in the middle. The last person to cum on the bread has to eat it.

2. (adj) A description of a ridiculous situation.

"Do you guys actually work, or is it just a circle jerk back there?"

"This is one big fucking circle jerk!"
by Michael Schmidt April 21, 2006
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Circle jerk means when a group of people are set out to do something but instead bullshit and waste time sitting or standing around. It can also mean a group a guys standing around jerking off.
I told you guys to clean up the building, but instead I walk in on this circle jerk.
by Aaron September 29, 2004
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A circle in which filled with lame/uninteresting people, bitches or people that you dislike, or some sort of disagreement; philosophy, idealistic ways, knowledge etc. And or a circle devoid of and interesting subject, Or a combination of the two
Lets get out of this circle jerk, Its getting lame
by DixieH13 November 20, 2010
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