When someone is attempting to wheel but can't. The idea is that while a wheel can move, a cinder block rotating doesn't get anywhere.
Guy 1: I asked Sarah out to coffee again, but she said she's still sick.
Guy 2: Dude, I saw her at the bar yesterday - you're just cinder blocks in motion. Move on.
Guy 2: Dude, I saw her at the bar yesterday - you're just cinder blocks in motion. Move on.
by kinwa July 2, 2010
Often the the first date of two rednecks, when you knock on the door of the girl in the trailer next to yours but the only baby sitter she has is the TV so you take her out the the rusty car on cinder blocks in front of your trailer that you swear some day will be running again and rail her hard enough to knock the car off its cinder blocks.
by The Real Poop Ninja December 30, 2011
"Girl, I know you are on your way upstairs in no hurry, with all that noise you must be wearing some cinder block shoes."
"Oh honey, I'd take off those cinder block shoes before you even think about trying to quietly sneak past me ."
"My upstairs neighbor 'sumo-stomps' around all day, I know they must be wearing their cinder block shoes."
"Oh honey, I'd take off those cinder block shoes before you even think about trying to quietly sneak past me ."
"My upstairs neighbor 'sumo-stomps' around all day, I know they must be wearing their cinder block shoes."
by MissunderstoodMissconception August 18, 2017
A) The Lucky Cinder-Block is a fictitious object carried by backpackers and students. It represents any extremely heavy object carried for no particular reason.
B) Any useless, weighty, or otherwise pointless object occupying an inordinate amount of space in a backpack.
B) Any useless, weighty, or otherwise pointless object occupying an inordinate amount of space in a backpack.
Steve: Hey Joe, Why is your backpack so heavy?
Joe: I don't know.
Steve: Dude, you brought your lucky cinder-block along didn't you?
Joe: I don't know.
Steve: Dude, you brought your lucky cinder-block along didn't you?
by Andrew Narveson May 21, 2008
Make him squat with his feet on a pair of cinder blocks, then take your two strongest flicking fingers and just go "thunk-thwap-thunk- thwap" as hard as you can against anything dangly you might find.
Oh man! I heard that fraternity uses the cinder block treatment for initiation!
Yeah, that cinder block treatment scared my life.. and manhood!
Yeah, that cinder block treatment scared my life.. and manhood!
by LMD11 March 6, 2011
by tulsabigeric August 14, 2010
A sexual act were a funnel is lodged into one partner's sphincter while laying face down making a 45 degree angle with their body. The other partner then proceeds to poor cement into the lodged funnel. This causes a chemical reaction with the rectum and begins to solidify the cement into hardened concrete. After undergoing surgery a perfect mold of the human rectum as a result.
by harderass January 17, 2013