When two male parties consciously decide to switch female companions at a finite point in the evening.
Jonathon was macking on Susan Friday night. However around midnight there appeared to be a Cincinnati switch as his friend Esteban moved in for Susan, and Jonathon decided to game on Susan's friend Mary whom Esteban was previously chatting with.
When one gentleman is performing doggy style sexing whilst another gentleman is receiving felatio from the same female participant the Cincinnati switch occurs when the men trade places, the gentleman in the rear simply removes his member and grasps it with his hand thus transferring the remaining excrement the men then perform a high five thus the second man receiving the excrement and using it for lubrication. I give you the Cincinnati switch ;)
Jeff said to Matt "that was the best Cincinnati switch over ever now I have to go wash my hands!"
Before doing a chick, you fish one of your roommate's used condoms from the trash, turn it inside-out, and put it on. When the chick gets pregnant, you say, "It ain't mine!"
Janice thought I got her pregnant during our one night stand, but it's probably my roommate's because I gave her the ol' Cincinnati Switcheroo.
When you are doing a chick in doggy style, you take the right leg and flip her to her back, then quickly reinsert, causing her to queef and become embarrassed.
This event takes place when one individual pulls a "fast one" or a switch of two similar or close to identical items on another individual. It usually has to do with food items in which one food container has more food than the other. The switcher will naturally take the food container with more in it and leave the other for their associate.
Hey man, you pulled a Cincinatti Switchup for the box with more fries.
Don't try to pull a Cincinatti Switchup on me, I want the blonde and you get the brunette.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.