A medical condition originating from the Cotswolds, England. The sufferer’s face and hands go blotchy, speech slurs and balance deteriorates after drinking excessive amounts of scrumpy.

Unlike Fuzzy Cuffs which has no known cure, Cider Fever is typically treated with a very large Indian meal and plenty of rest.
Chris: “Did you see Paul in the pub last night?”

Sam: “Yes, he went very pink, started ranting and fell over. Poor guy got a bad case of Cider Fever.”
by LawrenceLB October 13, 2021
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