Church mouse

Church mouse: Refers to a poor person or someone who is meek and quiet.

She is poor as a church mouse.

by XineZ June 11, 2018

church mouse

A church mouse is a meek individual who attends church regularly and frequently.

Go back to church you church mouse!

by lorietta August 31, 2006

Church Mouse

a mouse that is in church

Jim: hey, did you see that church mouse
carl: yeah man, it was a mouse in the church

by Ray Cicm August 28, 2019

Church Mouse

is when a fellow friend is wearing shorts (or pants, yikes) and sneaks the tip of his penis out the bottom of his pants..

used in the sense of a "made-ya-look" phrase

Me: hey guys, look over here!!

Me: ***"CHURCH MOUSE!!"***

friends" awh dude thats ratchet af

by buttsAU May 24, 2018

Church mouse

A dude that sucks another dudes dick on the down low and keeps his mouth shut about it

My church mouse sucked the pants off me yesterday but everyone still thinks I'm straight cause he stays quiet about it

by goody November 24, 2015

Church mouse

A church mouse is a mouse that lives in a church, but in slang, it means a dude with a very small dick; a micro penis.

Karen: Lindy says Bob is great with his tongue, but she really doesn't seem satisfied.

Dee: Maybe Bob is a church mouse.

Karen: Meaning?

Dee: He has a super small dick.

by Skorpious July 10, 2020

churchouse

Churchouse refers to a family that carries a large breast gene. Whether it be male ‘moobs’ or female ‘breasts’

Wow, Todd those brothers are thicc, definitely churchouses

by MEMEDEALERTHAG February 24, 2019