Church Bod

Body type of your adolescent church crush - modest but seductive; looks great in a pair of jeans; girl next door; wifey material.

She ain’t a Kardashian, but solid church bod.

Church Bod by mellowd June 23, 2021

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Bryan(Churchboy)

A snooby person who believes he has a greater thinking than others.Also is very fake and believes he can fix things

“you guys don’t think the same way as me”

“Soy kOoL”
“no que cHuRchBoy”
“Don’t be a example of Bryan”
Bryan(churchboy) is a non drug user

Bryan(Churchboy) by Rowbust November 18, 2018

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churchborn

1. a home-grown church member, not a proselyte
2. of or pertaining to a local church member who is unquestioningly attending mass or services from childhood up to adult age

That churchborn guy will never rebel against his religion until his death!

churchborn by timlight July 30, 2009

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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