A sex act beginning when a man binds a woman into the inverse mantis position. He then grabs a horn and violently inserts it into the female's vagina. She then, through the process of vaginal contraction, blows goat's blood out of the horn and onto the man's penis. Using glow-in-the-dark vampire teeth, she performs fellatio on the man, until his ejaculated semen mixes with the goat's blood. At this juncture, the woman gargles the lathered solution and swallows.
James: "I'm heading down to the Swedish deli. You want anything?"
Sam: "Can you pick me up some goat's blood?"
James: "The chupacabra?"
Sam: "...the chupacabra..."
by TimAndEric August 5, 2009
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The La chupacabra is the most verousous goat sucker. He hunts his pray with devil eyes, and once has ahold of theme, sucks any trace of the goats blood..
This goat has no body fluids, the la chupacabra is near...
by Jono April 12, 2005
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energy draining negative person that benefits from the emotional turmoil of others,
Omg why r u telling me that it is impossible for me to happy? You are a complete chupacabra!!!
by Leiomi Nala August 12, 2008
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depends on the situation; very versatile. works as a fill in word for any other adjective or noun. can be negative or positive. the stronger you want the use of the word to be reflected, the more r's you put in. chupacabrrrrrrrra. (you roll your tounge when you say the r's.)
for short, chupy, chupa, etc. are acceptable. the options are unlimited.
"don't be such a chupacabra!"

"thanks chupy!"

"i dunno wein... that looks kinda chupacabra"
by mmmm hot doggies December 10, 2007
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A mythical creature invented in Puerto Rico by people whose active imaginations turned some unusual, but not supernatural, circumstances into what they wanted it to be. The legend has since spread to most of the Western Hemisphere, with descriptions of the creature varying, but all the evidence has turned out to be wishful thinking at best, or outright hoaxes at the worst.
There is a logical explanation for all the chupacabra-related phenomena, but the believers refuse to hear any of it.
by Lord V August 18, 2006
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A goat specially trained to sexually gratify men. Popular in Latin American countries.
Hombre, that chupacabra is one nice goat sucker.
by Dr Ben Benford PhD April 18, 2010
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The act of sucking on a partners ass and having them shit in your mouth, you then transfer the shit from mouth to mouth and proceed to give head. Your partner then cums in you with shit in your mouth and you swallow everything.
A: the chupacabra is a lot of sucking
B: he has to be to get all the goats blood
A: goats blood.....oh shit!
by f. e. tishman July 27, 2007
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