A chunky butter/chunkie butter is the opposite of a butterface -- so instead of her body being fine and her face unattractive, her face is fine and her body might be unattractive, or just a littlechunky.
A woman inserts a candlestick into a man's butt and lights it. She next sings happy birthday like Marilyn Monroe. Finally, she extinguishes the flame by urinating on it while making fire engine sounds.
To celebrate his birthday, Travis's wife have him a Chuckie butternuts.
A woman inserts a large candlestick into a man's butt and lights it. She then sings happy birthday like Marilyn Monroe. After the song, she extinguishes the flame by urinating on it while making fire truck sounds.
To celebrate his birthday , Travis's wife have him a Chuckie Butternuts.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.