1. Release feces into condom (it is unnecessary for the fecal matter to be your own)
2. Insert penis into condom with feces
3. Secure the creation with a rubber band or duct tape
4. Put on
pants
5. Jog 3 miles
6. Release the gooey goodness from within the condom
7. Delicately place the masterpiece into a whole wheat sausage
bun
7.
Murder the penis owner with an ardvark or a hammer
8. Sever the penis with a craftsman product, preferably one with
rust (for flavor)
9. Add condiments as necessary
10. Serve at room temperature