The act of excessively repeating an uninspired or less than mediocre attempt at humor until it is beaten totally lifeless and becomes cringeworthy.
State Farm's marketing department must've have been trawling the shallow end of the gene pool when they thought it would be a good idea to chuck norris that fucking falcon commercial.
by Sitonitandspin October 19, 2011
by Alyssa yo February 13, 2006
Bandolier-clad Asian: "Hory crap! you rounhouse kick me in face!"
Sylvester Stallone: "That would be my penis. His name is Chuck Norris."
Sylvester Stallone: "That would be my penis. His name is Chuck Norris."
by TravisWololol January 26, 2008
1. The most over done internet meme and joke that's reaching gigantic popularity only due to the amount of immature internet spammers and that god awful show Family guy.
2.Something that was funny for the first few years but is now bitterly old.
Ronald Lee Ermey could have easily eye gouged and skull fucked Chuck Norris to death if he wanted to.
2.Something that was funny for the first few years but is now bitterly old.
Ronald Lee Ermey could have easily eye gouged and skull fucked Chuck Norris to death if he wanted to.
by AndIhatebabies February 27, 2010
A crazy crusty old conservatard, who everyone thinks is an unstoppable badass for some stupid reason.
Why are so many people in awe of Chuck Norris? He's a crazy moron who nobody listens to, and he's NEVER looked good on film.
by CFij June 27, 2015
American martial artist, action star, and Hollywood actor who is best known for playing Cordell "Cord" Walker on Walker, Texas Ranger. Also an extremely overrated icon that has no real talent save for the ability to kick a 2X4. He is an extremely closeminded Fundamentalist Christian that tried to have the bible used as mandatory reading material in public schools. His recent popularity is the result of a website created that listed exaggerated claims about Chuck Norris' strength and intellect. In reality he is a washed up loser that can be seen acting horribly on Walker, Texas Ranger or on late night excercise equipment informercials.
"Chuck Norris is a total doucheball!!"
"Who gives a shit about Chuck Norris?"
"Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home."
"Who gives a shit about Chuck Norris?"
"Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home."
by Oliofreak March 28, 2008
The sex symbol for many closet homosexuals. Chuck Norris, at best, is a C grade actor, and at best a rusty "martial artist" and I use that term loosely. Was taught personally by Bruce Lee, alongside Kareem Abdul Jabaar, costarred in movies with Bruce Lee. Has never been associated with anything actually worth purchasing. Is idolized by many who are ignorant and refer to him in many homo-erotic "jokes." Falls into the same crap category as Steven "Squinty" Seagal, who surprisingly was actually a martial artist but lost his grip on martial arts in Hollywood.
"Hey did you know that chuck norris doesn't have a..."
"Yes I've heard that one about a billion times, hey did you know that chuck norris was only ever in fake fights? Good for him too, he might lose a limb. Sonny Chiba and Bruce Lee would both easily kick his ass."
"Yes I've heard that one about a billion times, hey did you know that chuck norris was only ever in fake fights? Good for him too, he might lose a limb. Sonny Chiba and Bruce Lee would both easily kick his ass."
by sonnychibaisbetter February 21, 2008