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Chuck Lowe

The Chuck Lowe is a secret sex technique pioneered by its namesake. It is guaranteed to make any girl multi-orgasmic, and makes all women squirt, even if they are not a squirter. You perform this act by rhythmically moving your pecks in time with your stroke-game and letting out a long, sustained fart on low pressure, like a gas leak slowly filling a room. The fart is to valence your body for the release. Upon your climax, force your penis upwards into the roof of the vaginal cavity, increase the gas of the fart, and simultaneously jam your thumb in her ass, twards your penis, in a move called the pincher.

The Chuck Lowe requires years of training to perform and decades of training to master. The only place you can train this technique properly is in a secret dojo in the Appalachian Mountains, lead by Chuck himself. Most fail, but some true legends succeed. These brave men are known as Lowed Blowers.
I am not able to perform the Chuck Lowe, as I am not a Sex Wizard
Chuck Lowe by Musty Musk Man December 22, 2025
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Chucklover 

Someone that loves loves LOVES Converse All Stars shoes. The widely used nickname for a pair of Converse is Chucks, shortened from Chuck Taylor. Thus, they are a Chucklover.
Benny: I like your kicks, dood.
Baker: You know why I love Chucks so much? Because everyone wears them and they're still respected. They're like the Rolling Stones of sneakers. Or the Scarface of sneakers. Skaters wear them, Cholos wear them, thugs, taggers, rappers, punks, metal heads, graf writers, hipsters, nerdists, hippies, yuppies, celebrities, artists, gangbangers...
Benny: Dooood, I get it... they're widely respected.
Baker: Another reason I love Chucks is that they're immortal. Like vampires. They have stayed the same since their inception; for almost a hundred years, and they still look the same now. And in another hundred years they still won't change. When humans start colonizing on other planets... they'll be wearing Chucks just like ours.
Benny: Doooood. You are a...motherfucking... Chucklover.
Chucklover by PDXJohnny99 May 23, 2013