Chrunch

an extreme way of crunching

"Chrunchitize me cap'n !!" - "..Ok you went too far man"

by drew y randi June 14, 2007

Boo Boo Chrunch

1.A Ghetto cereal

2.Someones boyfriend

Get me some Boo Boo Chrunch....
Boo Boo Chrunch

by maplefield1 May 2, 2008

think this is bad? imagine what a nestle chrunch is.

when you had a hershey squirt but you left it for too long coz u couldnt get home or a refreshing pair of underwear, and it doesnt come out of your panties so you have to throw them away...and your partner "accidently" sees them and goes...UUUHHHGGGG MAN!!!! THATS A BIG OLD HERSHEY SQUIRT!!!!! and you say no..its a nestle crunch...

1.your partner "accidently" sees them and goes...UUUHHHGGGG MAN!!!! THATS A BIG OLD HERSHEY SQUIRT!!!!! and you say no..think this is bad? imagine what a nestle chrunch is....its a nestle crunch...

2. you were simpily hungry, so you dove in...to their pants....uuuhhhhggg...ewwww man!!!

by connnor/ conniethecow April 27, 2006

Chrunchness

Relating to appearance of the booty that can be caused by clothes not fitting the ass property resulting in an unshapely or unflattering appearance.

Jim: "yo are those new jeans? You got some chrunchness going on back there..."

by Fuax July 9, 2024

Chrunch

A booty that is lacking in any defining shape or elegant qualities.

Jane: “I hate my ass, it’s chrunch”

by Fuax July 9, 2024