chrons

Great, high quality, marijuana

"I only smoke chrons, none of that shitty regs"
"I got some gans for 45 an eighth, or some good chrons for 75"

by OG Gooch Man January 15, 2009

chrons

A euphemism for marijuana. Derived from "Chronic", an older, established euphemism.

"I just came up on some chrons, you wanna join me in a session?"

by Choppy February 17, 2003

chrons

Chrons are the SI unit for level of being intoxitaced by THC (delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol) where 50 chrons leads to passing into an unconscious or incohearent state, and 100 chrons leading to death. 100 chrons being roughly the equivalent of a quarter pound of marijuana consumed in 2 hours by one person.

stonner:
Yo Nick, whats gonna be the SI units for 'being stonned'? I'm going to lable the highness graph "something vs. time" and put it on the side of Asteroth**.
hippy:
... (pause in deep contemplation)... Chrons
stonner:
Yeah, like spelled "C-H" or with a "K"
hippy:
well, definitely "C-H" 'cuz its like 'chronic'.

**Asteroth: a massive bubbling gravity /waterfall bong (massive)

by ziggoguy May 6, 2005

chrons

all things good or bad.

"This book is chrons, and by chrons i mean sweet."

or

"Oh my chrons! What the fuck did you do that for?!"

by Gar Hole April 19, 2005

Brokeville Chronicles

The stories of all the crackheads in Bartlesville, OK aka Brokeville. These crackheads do not give a fuck and will do anything they want at any point in time.

The crackhead used the gas pump to pour gas everywhere just because they got mad at the indian clerk inside the gas station, add that story to the Brokeville Chronicles.

by TurnM3Up November 19, 2019

Chorns

Gloves used in the practice of yarndling, specifically competitive threading. Origin unknown, possibly proto-Albanian. Traditionally composed of beaver skin. Bifurcated now supersede the non-bifurcated variety, due to ease of kedding.

"Hello Jim, have you been drying your chorns this afternoon?"

"Yes, Derek, they should be ready to use when the knap's fully bronzed."

by Cod Michael May 11, 2020

Chronic Bullshitter

A person who smokes a large amount of marijuana and exaggerates things or makes them up.

Guy: Do you think Dave really caught a 200lb bass?
Guy 2: No. Dave is a chronic bullshitter. The more he smokes, the bigger the bass gets.

by CaptainCrakhead May 26, 2013