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Chronstitution 

The Chronstitution is a Constitution for Marijuana Smokers. It is a document written by smokers for smokers.

The Chronstitution is a democratic document created through voting on www.thechronstitution.com

The Chronstitution has legislative branches just like the United States and most other democratic nations of the world.

There are democratically elected positions available on the Chronstitutional Court, for the Chronstitution President, and Chronstitution Vice President.

The Chronstitution can be found at http://www.thechronstitution.com
Dude, Amendment IV. of the Chronstitution says that I have the right to paranoia, now tell me what you have on you.
Chronstitution by SimplemanFlorida October 6, 2008
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Constitutional Drift 

A term that has come into popular usage during 45’s administration since it has shown such an aggressive propensity for chipping away at the US Constitution.
Unlike Continental Drift which slowly happens over eons, the Trump Team has shown that it has mastered the dark art of what is regarded as serious and speedy Constitutional Drift.
Constitutional Drift by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

ConsTITution 

A document which proclaims and defines the fundamental right of women to sexual equality with respect to the freedom to go about bare-chested in public with the same legal impunity that is enjoyed by men.
She joked that the first and second amendments to the ConsTITution guaranty freedom of beach and the right to bare breasts.

constitutional

Pooping. Having a bowel movement worth taking a long time. Someone who takes a morning constitutional is often said to be a member of the "ten minute club."
Finished my coffee, now is time for my morning constitutional.
constitutional by adam_knows February 15, 2017

The Constitution 

A magical document that always agrees with you.
You can't charge $14 for movie popcorn because the Constitution says so!

Constitution Shredders 

Constitution Shredders first gained power during the Bush Administraion. After the "events" of 9/11/01, George W. Bush pushed for more government control to "fight terrorism." Bush's Patriot Act, warrantless wiretapping and censorship marked the beginning of the end of the Bill of Rights. The Right Wing nut jobs' continuous anti-gay and "pro-life" actions are attacks on the "equal protection under the law" provsions of the constitution. Now in 2010 as the anti-immigrant movement grows, John Boehner and other G.O.P. Congressmen and Senators are talking about changing the 14th Ammendment. They want to deny U.S. Citizenship to children born in America if the parents are illeagal immigrants!
The Republican Party is full of Constitution Shredders!
Stop the madeness and save our Constition and maintain our rights!

constitutional

bowel movement, poo, dump, crap--- generally in the morning
Having a bowl of Irish oatmeal helped him with his morning constitutional.
constitutional by nycgirlh June 12, 2007
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