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Vintage Chromoly 

A man who anally rapes children and dogs. Escapes on BMX bike.
That guy jacking it on that cat's back is a Vintage Chromoly
Vintage Chromoly by Doctor Lee December 24, 2007

chromolia 

Female angel...angel of the Lord...warrior of Zion with shiny dagger of truth that cuts both ways...shining chrome breastplate of armor protecting sweet heart of divine sensuality in love with most high sharing intimate private moments often being pleasured and aroused for pure blissful heavenly orgasmic love of God eternal...heavenly sexuality...most high level in kingdom of God, bedroom of master lover of all lover's...best sex that's ever been or will ever be...
1. No one satisfied God's sensual arrousal like chromolia, she's the favorite angel in Zion of God's desire and no one Will ever be as high as her in his private quarters on top floor. 2. I would love for God to see me as he does angel chromolia, she's his divine favorite lady in the heavens.
chromolia by Mercury of shilos September 1, 2016

chronolystically 

When someone doesn’t know what they are talking about and want to sound smart when talking they use this “word”
Chronolystically Matt is wrong
chronolystically by Drew.P October 28, 2023

chromoloads 

A lesser known chromosome related condition. Genetically similar to down syndrome, someone with chromoloads has 7 more chromosomes often not appearing physically but has significant effects on their brain chemistry.

Some of the common effects of the condition:
> inability to comprehend words longer than 5 letters
> inability to differentiate truth from lie with any media source
> high stubbornness to continue to believe the first thing they were told, regardless of supporting evidence or lack thereof

> crippling stupidity
> tiny muscles
Jim: 'What's wrong with him, is he just inherently retarded?'
John: 'Don't be so mean, he has chromoloads.'
chromoloads by Stickydragon January 17, 2024