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Vintage Chromoly 

A man who anally rapes children and dogs. Escapes on BMX bike.
That guy jacking it on that cat's back is a Vintage Chromoly
Vintage Chromoly by Doctor Lee December 24, 2007

chromolia 

Female angel...angel of the Lord...warrior of Zion with shiny dagger of truth that cuts both ways...shining chrome breastplate of armor protecting sweet heart of divine sensuality in love with most high sharing intimate private moments often being pleasured and aroused for pure blissful heavenly orgasmic love of God eternal...heavenly sexuality...most high level in kingdom of God, bedroom of master lover of all lover's...best sex that's ever been or will ever be...
1. No one satisfied God's sensual arrousal like chromolia, she's the favorite angel in Zion of God's desire and no one Will ever be as high as her in his private quarters on top floor. 2. I would love for God to see me as he does angel chromolia, she's his divine favorite lady in the heavens.
chromolia by Mercury of shilos September 1, 2016

chronolystically 

When someone doesn’t know what they are talking about and want to sound smart when talking they use this “word”
Chronolystically Matt is wrong
chronolystically by Drew.P October 28, 2023

chromoloads 

A lesser known chromosome related condition. Genetically similar to down syndrome, someone with chromoloads has 7 more chromosomes often not appearing physically but has significant effects on their brain chemistry.

Some of the common effects of the condition:
> inability to comprehend words longer than 5 letters
> inability to differentiate truth from lie with any media source
> high stubbornness to continue to believe the first thing they were told, regardless of supporting evidence or lack thereof

> crippling stupidity
> tiny muscles
Jim: 'What's wrong with him, is he just inherently retarded?'
John: 'Don't be so mean, he has chromoloads.'
chromoloads by Stickydragon January 17, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026