Christopher Lair
He is my daddy and I LOVE HIM. We have been through so much and I know I want to get married some day. If you see this daddy, it's actually who you think it is. Pinky Promise.... I still want a Sugar Glider btw.
Christopher Lair is my daddy for ever, bitch.
ME- Damn, Chris looking delicious today.
Gay Friend- Yeah. Wait he's coming over here. Act cool, use the code name bitch.
M- Okay damn....Hey Chris *looks back at friend* Omg fucking help me, tiger is killing me right now
G F- Same, omg I just wanna eat him up
M- Hoe don't even, tiger is mine.
Chris-....Kitten, I need some help *winks*
M- With what daddy?
C- You know *bites perfect lips*
ME- Damn, Chris looking delicious today.
Gay Friend- Yeah. Wait he's coming over here. Act cool, use the code name bitch.
M- Okay damn....Hey Chris *looks back at friend* Omg fucking help me, tiger is killing me right now
G F- Same, omg I just wanna eat him up
M- Hoe don't even, tiger is mine.
Chris-....Kitten, I need some help *winks*
M- With what daddy?
C- You know *bites perfect lips*
Christopher Lair by Mrs. Lair May 20, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
Urban Dictionary of Technology
$24.95
chonk
$24.95
based
$24.95
unc
$24.95
yunc
$24.95
baddie
$24.95
bop
$24.95
himbo
$24.95
weeb
$24.95
normie
$24.95
stoner
$24.95
got dressed today
$24.95
iykyk
$24.95
pookie
$24.95
goober
$24.95
tomboy
$24.95
feen
$24.95
goated
$24.95
based
$32.95
baddie
$32.95
bop
$32.95
unc
$32.95
yunc
$32.95
himbo
$32.95
weeb
$32.95
normie
$32.95
stoner
$32.95
got dressed today
$32.95
jorts weather
$32.95
iykyk
$32.95
pookie
$32.95
goober
$32.95
tomboy
$32.95
feen
$32.95
goated
$32.95
based
$49.95
baddie
$49.95
bop
$49.95
unc
$49.95
yunc
$49.95
himbo
$49.95
weeb
$49.95
normie
$49.95
stoner
$49.95
got dressed today
$49.95
iykyk
$49.95
pookie
$49.95
goober
$49.95
tomboy
$49.95
feen
$49.95
goated
$49.95
based
$29.95
unc
$29.95
yunc
$29.95
himbo
$29.95
weeb
$29.95
normie
$29.95
stoner
$29.95
got dressed today
$29.95
iykyk
$29.95
pookie
$29.95
tomboy
$29.95
feen
$29.95
goated
$29.95
demon time
$32.95
boo fucking hoo
$32.95
boo'd up
$32.95
i'm dead
$32.95
vampire hours
$49.95
spoopy
$29.95
boo
$29.95
goblin mode
$49.95
fighting demons
$49.95
batshit
$32.95
touching grass today
$32.95
touching grass today
$49.95