Christmas Poo
Pete: went on a serious binge for two weeks, did a christmas poo.
Liam: did you decorate it with all gold?
Liam: did you decorate it with all gold?
Christmas Poo by Lam-wod February 12, 2007
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Christmas Poop
The colossal poop you take after eating anything and everything in sight during Chistmas time. May be large and solid, or squirty and nasty, depending on the types and quantity of cheese.
J: How was your Christmas Poop?
A: So solid I wrapped it in toilet paper and left it underneath the tree.
Poop
A: So solid I wrapped it in toilet paper and left it underneath the tree.
Poop
Christmas Poop by CapFish91 March 1, 2017
Christmas poorness
Christmas poorness by Hot Poket April 21, 2018
poor kid's christmas
The feeling of euphoria one gets when broke and someone(i.e. parents relatives, friends etc.) let you forage in their fridge and cabinets.
most notable recipients are college kids and kids just graduated and living alone.
most notable recipients are college kids and kids just graduated and living alone.
kid one:Dude! my mom just gave me a grip of left overs and canned shit.
kid two: Cool, sounds like poor kid's christmas!
kid two: Cool, sounds like poor kid's christmas!
poor kid's christmas by fxckface February 16, 2008
feed my poodle let him know it's christmas time
A plea to all you half wit frog bashers to save my poodle on christmas day from his usual kiddy fondling antics around the christmas tree of yorkshire pudding.
Robin: Where's your head at? WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT?
MG: I am the only gay in the village
Rover: save me
MG: I am the only gay in the village
Rover: save me
feed my poodle let him know it's christmas time by Robin February 6, 2005
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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