Christmas Poo 

when you have done something to make your shit discoloured (green) with blood in it

Pete: went on a serious binge for two weeks, did a christmas poo.

Liam: did you decorate it with all gold?

Christmas Poo by Lam-wod February 12, 2007

Mr. Hanky The Christmas Poo

A poop from South Park that will come to you on christmas eve if you eat fiber.

Mr. Hanky the christmas poop, small and brown and he comes form you.

Mr. Hanky The Christmas Poo by ......PFFFFFFFFF UwU December 11, 2019

Christmas Poop

The colossal poop you take after eating anything and everything in sight during Chistmas time. May be large and solid, or squirty and nasty, depending on the types and quantity of cheese.

J: How was your Christmas Poop?

A: So solid I wrapped it in toilet paper and left it underneath the tree.

Poop

Christmas Poop by CapFish91 March 1, 2017

Christmas poorness 

When Christmas F***s its self and Santa's Poor

This DAMN Christmas Poorness

Christmas poorness by Hot Poket April 21, 2018

poor kid's christmas

The feeling of euphoria one gets when broke and someone(i.e. parents relatives, friends etc.) let you forage in their fridge and cabinets.

most notable recipients are college kids and kids just graduated and living alone.

kid one:Dude! my mom just gave me a grip of left overs and canned shit.

kid two: Cool, sounds like poor kid's christmas!

poor kid's christmas by fxckface February 16, 2008

feed my poodle let him know it's christmas time 

A plea to all you half wit frog bashers to save my poodle on christmas day from his usual kiddy fondling antics around the christmas tree of yorkshire pudding.

Robin: Where's your head at? WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT?
MG: I am the only gay in the village
Rover: save me

feed my poodle let him know it's christmas time by Robin February 6, 2005