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Christmas Duck

NO! not the duck you eat at the table on Christmas. How dare you! It is the magic rubber duck that brings duck related messages and gifts to you, but only if you believe in her (the christmas duck is a girl.) She doesn't only bring gifts on the 25th like Santa. She comes whenever she is called about to bring ducky cheer!
The Christmas Duck will come and leave notes and gifts for a certain duck fan in my dorm all throughout the week.
by Friend of the Christmas Duck! December 7, 2010
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Christmasfucker

A person that is such a fucker, they ruin Christmas.
"Wow, Ernest, thanks for not being a Christmasfucker. Now go to camp."

"Wow, Rudolph, you are also not a Christmasfucker."

"Kevin, you spilled Dr. Pepper all over everything at our Christmas party or whatever, and got your hair lit on fire at the Christmas pageant. Look what you did you little Christmasfucker. I think I shall leave you home alone."
by SweetChristmas April 22, 2009
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