Christmas Cock 

A penis that is thick at the base, and tapers to a point, much like the branches of a Christmas tree.

He should decorate and put a star on top of that Christmas Cock, in honor of the holiday season.

Christmas Cock by MissGrumplebottom December 11, 2010

Pre-christmas cock-up 

A condition (or an incident) where you get unintentionally very, very drunk and more or less accidentally end up having sex with one of your colleagues. At every fucking company christmas party.

Oh look at so-and-so, she's leaving with yet another man from the engineering department. Didn't she go home with X last year? And, she's very, very drunk. What a pre-christmas cock-up. Again.

Pre-christmas cock-up by silvamysticum December 2, 2010

christmas tree cock 

a penis that is fat at the base and gets smaller as it reaches the head

did you see aaron's christmas tree cock?

christmas tree cock by trojanlover December 13, 2006

christmas tree cock 

a penis that is fat at the base and gets smaller as it reaches the head

did you see aaron's christmas tree cock?

christmas tree cock by trojanlover February 13, 2007

Christmas cockblock 

Untimely visitors around the holiday season that keep couples from having relations and or feeling the love.

My mother-in-law Dolores aka 'the Christmas cockblock' showed up with her bags for a week....no holiday cheer for us:(

Christmas cockblock by C.Lit March 29, 2015

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020