Christmas Cock

A penis that is thick at the base, and tapers to a point, much like the branches of a Christmas tree.

He should decorate and put a star on top of that Christmas Cock, in honor of the holiday season.

by MissGrumplebottom December 11, 2010

Pre-christmas cock-up

A condition (or an incident) where you get unintentionally very, very drunk and more or less accidentally end up having sex with one of your colleagues. At every fucking company christmas party.

Oh look at so-and-so, she's leaving with yet another man from the engineering department. Didn't she go home with X last year? And, she's very, very drunk. What a pre-christmas cock-up. Again.

by silvamysticum December 02, 2010

christmas tree cock

a penis that is fat at the base and gets smaller as it reaches the head

did you see aaron's christmas tree cock?

by trojanlover December 13, 2006

christmas tree cock

a penis that is fat at the base and gets smaller as it reaches the head

did you see aaron's christmas tree cock?

by trojanlover February 13, 2007