by indiantarheels February 7, 2011
A great singer who has changed with alot of plastic surgery,always rude and starter of fueds ,is the biggest Marilyn Monroe wannabe so much that she copies everything Marilyn every quote,magazine spread,everything Monroe has done ,she needs therapy for her obsession.
Christina Aguilera great singer.
by truth26 May 8, 2013
by .brandons-wife. August 24, 2005
Feminist woman who has written definition for Christina Aguilera #1:isn't Christina Aguilera a strong-willed woman???
regular person #1: what the hell are you talking about?
Feminist woman #2:yes she is a strong willed latino woman; more power to her
regular person #1: what the shit are you smoking get away from me
regular person #1: what the hell are you talking about?
Feminist woman #2:yes she is a strong willed latino woman; more power to her
regular person #1: what the shit are you smoking get away from me
by average guy August 12, 2005
Name for a person who tries to insult the king of rap, Eminem by making a spoof of his own song. "Singer" who has a vocal attitude of ZERO.
Also used for a/an-
>celebrity stripper
>juvenile woman whose mental state grows in the opposite direction as that of her body
>person who owns only red lipstick
>anyone TRYING to sing, unsuccessfully
>person who thinks too much of her/himself
>youtube user with a name too long to fit into VEVO
>person who needs to be taught the meaning of 'music'
>insult to us girls.
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-- NO, we are not giving you any more attention, Christina Aguilera; you've had enough and misused it.
Her rhymes are a bore, stupid kid trying to be hard core
Has a mushroom mouth.
She whines into the microphone, makes our ears bleed.
Delusional; apparently Eminem asked her out. EW.
Jerk uninterrupted.
Lucky 'cause she got more fame than she deserves;
Knows fame but not talent.
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Gets on my nerves.
Also used for a/an-
>celebrity stripper
>juvenile woman whose mental state grows in the opposite direction as that of her body
>person who owns only red lipstick
>anyone TRYING to sing, unsuccessfully
>person who thinks too much of her/himself
>youtube user with a name too long to fit into VEVO
>person who needs to be taught the meaning of 'music'
>insult to us girls.
________________________________________
-- NO, we are not giving you any more attention, Christina Aguilera; you've had enough and misused it.
Her rhymes are a bore, stupid kid trying to be hard core
Has a mushroom mouth.
She whines into the microphone, makes our ears bleed.
Delusional; apparently Eminem asked her out. EW.
Jerk uninterrupted.
Lucky 'cause she got more fame than she deserves;
Knows fame but not talent.
__________________________________________
Gets on my nerves.
"Will the real Slim Shady, please -"
Eminem fan: "Stand up!?"
Christina Aguilera fan: "SHUT UP?!"
hey, that Christina Aguilera song is meaningless.
Is that Lady Gaga or Christina Aguilera? Um, I don't know, they both sing equally awfully.
Eminem fan: "Stand up!?"
Christina Aguilera fan: "SHUT UP?!"
hey, that Christina Aguilera song is meaningless.
Is that Lady Gaga or Christina Aguilera? Um, I don't know, they both sing equally awfully.
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 26, 2010
(n.) - a description for an individual who, while possessing detectable levels of genuine talent and presence, lacks the ability to transcend over other individuals of questionable artistic merit in a specific field of study or art. see Britney Spears, Madonna, Cyndi Lauper
Joni's Powerpoint presentations are always full of interesting facts and statistics that really help educate the supervisors about the corporate strategy, but are always overshadowed by Hank's presentations that are full of limited information, but include loud sounds and colorful slides that swivel around the projector. Poor Joni is the Christina Aguilera of the department.
I hate how vapid, unintelligent Carly doesn't even show up to class and is averaging a 95 A, while I've been busting my 170 IQ ass every day to earn this second-rate Christina Aguilera 86.
Used as a passive verb -
The French swimming team was really strong during the Olympic relay swim, but they Christina Aguilera-ed it and ended up with the silver medal.
I hate how vapid, unintelligent Carly doesn't even show up to class and is averaging a 95 A, while I've been busting my 170 IQ ass every day to earn this second-rate Christina Aguilera 86.
Used as a passive verb -
The French swimming team was really strong during the Olympic relay swim, but they Christina Aguilera-ed it and ended up with the silver medal.
by M J I September 10, 2008
A sarcastic term that adults use to describe whorish looking young girls/women that have little self worth or common sense, and no taste.
A womanchild walks into a bar looking like she's ready to participate in a vivid sex production and patron #1 says to patron #2 : Get a load of christina aguilera over there.
by nary dict September 17, 2005