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Christian Atheist 

Someone who thanks God they're an atheist.
So, we know you're an atheist, but we still want to know ... are you a Christian atheist or a Muslim atheist?
Christian Atheist by Fearman November 25, 2007

Christian Atheist 

A person who believes in God but lives as if He doesn't exist.
Aria says she believes God is real, but she goes out and parties and has sex with her boyfriend every weekend. She's such a Christian Atheist.
Christian Atheist by IamKatieBear October 24, 2011

Christian Atheist 

An atheist that believes in an afterlife and references Jesus, but believes in science for the creation of life and existence, or not thinking God is real. These people reference many bible related subjects, but does not think that God is the creator of life, only saying so for a joke or other non-serious reason.
Joe is such a Christian atheist. He references god so much but still refuses he believes he is real.

Atheist named Christian 

A poor kid that ironically is named Christian even though they're an atheist. They constantly have to deal with people asking "Hey Christian, Are you Christian" In which you say no, And they end up saying "Then who are you?" This tends to annoy the living hell outta them. So please, If you ask that to one, Stfu
Griffin: Hey Christian, Are you a Christian?
Christian: -_- no i'm an atheist.
Griffin: Well if you're not Christian, Then who are you?
Christian: I'm a fucking atheist named Christian, Go fuck off.
Griffin: Why aren't you a Christian, you're named Christian. Its so ironic.
Christian: Omg shut the fuck up.
Griffin: You just said you're an atheist though! You can't have a god!
Christian: Fag
Narrator: Christian then walks off with a pissed off look after being heavily annoyed.
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