Christchurch Boys High School

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Christchurch Boys High is a leading academic, sporting and cultural school. Everyone wishes they went to Boys High but hides their insecurity by making up shit about it.

Person 1: Do you go to CBHS
A fine young man who respects and represents the school badge with pride: Yes I attend Christchurch Boys High School
Person 1: Damn I wish I went there.
A fine young man who respects and represents the school badge with pride: Please do not say the D-word.
Person 1: Wow, you are amazing.

Christchurch Boys High School by FineYoungMan July 24, 2019

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Christchurch Boys' High School

Christchurch Boys' High School is a shit-hole in Christchurch full of cunts who think they are top shit. As soon as you enter the school, the stench of semen, soggy biscuits, and screaming of locked up girls from CGHS is overwhelming. The headmaster could easily be mistaken for a wet tissue and is too pussy to try and get his shithole of a school under control. Bullying at the school is a common daily occurrence, the average year 9 is lucky to make it through the entire year without having a toothbrush shoved up their ass, or beaten up for not eating a soggy biscuit. Common career paths for students after leaving the school include, tradies, gay porn, or death from drug overdosage.

Student 1: What did you get up to today?

Student 2: Just had an orgy with the Christchurch Boys' High School headmaster and 3 girls

CBHS Student 1: Did any give consent?

CBHS Student 2: Of Course not! Hahaha!

Christchurch Boys' High School by man_O_man May 28, 2021

Christchurch Boy's High School

A shithole school full of dumb faggots who rape girls and end up as plumbers or gay prostitutes later in life.

Haha look! its one of those faggots from Christchurch Boy's High School

Christchurch Boy's High School by dildy69 June 25, 2018

Christchurch Boy's High School

An absolute shit-hole for the worst of all children. This school uses and abuses boys for their parents money. Boy's High are an incapable lot who cannot even spell their own name. They are useless at everything and anything.

Christchurch Boy's High School is a shit school.

Christchurch Boy's High School by SoggyBuiscuit21 June 25, 2018

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When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

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