ChrisFDOT 

A sexy character created by God himself. He is a perfect human with sexy like features. Oh man he's so hot.

Hey ChrisFDOT is pretty tight! In the hizzay!

ChrisFDOT by ChrisFDOT April 27, 2010

christnot 

A product or service, which is unassociated with Christmas, that is marketed or advertised during the Christmas period, usually implementing Christmas into their marketing strategy.

Person 1: Did you see Pringles has a new slogan, “Merry Pringles”

Person 2: But that’s dumb. Pringles has nothing to do with Christmas

Person 1: That’s right, Pringles is a ChristNot.

christnot by Shakespeare McDude November 19, 2021

christbot

Literally, one who becomes a robot for Jesus Christ.

The christbot is almost always a whitebread protestant from the "to be avoided" parts of the United States - ie. the midwest and deep south. Frighteningly however, at least one specimen is known to have infiltrated the Yankee northeast.

The christbot can be identified by the glazed, unfocused look in his (or her) eyes that changes to "wild" only upon mention of various pre-programmed buzzwords: gays, abortion, activist judges, Bill Clinton, muslims. During discussion of any of the aforementioned topics, christbots will mechanically refer to bible verses to support their case rather than using logic and reasoning. Oddly, every christbot seems to have the same chip in their brains, resulting in every christbot repeating the exact same worn out lines. The christbot (by nature) bludgeons the unsuspecting passerby with his or her spikey mechanical arm of ideology.

The average christbot will also have one or more of the following traits: abnormal/irrational love for animals, a large SUV, sub-middle-school comprehension levels, several young christbot spawn, a past life involving prostitution and/or drugs, an almost fetish-like appreciation for capitalism, an unwavering affection for anyone named Bush (even if he personally assrapes the christbot).

me: Man, I'de really love to see more lesbians kissing on network television.

christbot: HEY! That is immoral. YOU are immoral. See: Proverbs 21:9, Revelations 8:1, 2 Kings 9:20, 1 Corinthians 14:34, 1 Corinthians 11:13-15, Deuteronomy 22:13, Mark 9:43, Ephesians 6:5, Colassians 3:22, Titus 2:9, 1 Peter 2:18, Psalm 137:9, Malachi 2:3, Leviticus 20:9.

me: ...

christbot by kintaro October 27, 2005

Chrismotional

Becoming extra emotional at Christmas time.

Crying over hallmark cards, babies opening presents or just nothing at all except it's Christmas. People who become Chrismotional also tend to become extra emotional at Easter, birthdays and New Year's Eve... And any other occasion. If you are friends with a Chrismotional you can probably expect a soppy declaration of love at Christmas.

Chrismotional by EmpressMe December 26, 2013

CHRISdouche

A crazy, psychotic, emotionally disturbed young man who acts like a douche. At times( most of the time) he can be a snitch, a nark, a bitch tit, and a piss cup. And usually enjoys a good golden shower.

CHRISdouche is a douche.

CHRISdouche by the circle. March 20, 2009

Chrisdog 

A Chrisdog is someone who creates a website and then hires authors to do all of the work.

Oi, you. Stop being such a Chrisdog.

Chrisdog by dacp79 April 4, 2013

christdora 

She's a different girl than you know

She's always fill her head with adventures

She believes her true love will be a beautiful alien

She's cool and nice

Sassy,sensitive,colorful minded
Also..She's has a purple heart... (meaning she's full of life)

Christdora is so playful

christdora by Chrissyxx0_0 April 2, 2017