Chris Syndrome 

When you hit your computer when it don't work

Christopher Oven has a really bad case of Chris Syndrome.

Chris Syndrome by xjessellison November 25, 2020

Chris Syndrome 

when your computer don't work

oh god you have Chris Syndrome

Chris Syndrome by xjessellison November 27, 2020

chris syndrome 

when your name is chris and your IQ is lower 20

my classmate has chris syndrome as he never past any test or exam

chris syndrome by Well a dumb dude on this web May 19, 2017

Chris Syndrome 

When a person sees a pink color he/she blushes

*Bro i saw pink today and i blushed
*What the hell bro that's a chris syndrome

Chris Syndrome by Paradoxieus December 22, 2015

Chris syndrome (2) 

Chris syndrome is when a player of Vanilla Europa meets and has a conversation with one of 3 OG Chris'.

Symptoms of this syndrome is changing your nickname to have some sort of Chris in it (Eg. Chris2013)

My new nickname is Chris, don't judge I have Chris syndrome (2)

Chris syndrome (2) by ThinkingPopsicle March 1, 2021

chris valenti syndrome 

the syndrome in which an unmarried individual falls in love with an engaged individual, and the engaged with the unmarried, but does nothing until the engaged individual is married. usually leaves both parties in a depressed state.

Bill: What's wrong with you?
Ryan: I'm suffering from Chris Valenti syndrome. This girl I like was engaged and got married, but I'm in love with her and she is in love with me. Guess it's too late now.

chris valenti syndrome by happyending December 24, 2007

Chris Cornell Syndrome 

When a member of a band, particularly a vocalist or frontman has the tendency to leave and join bands several times. Sort of like a disease.

Chris Cornell left Soundgarden for a solo career, then joined Audioslave, left them for another solo career.

once the infection starts, it's hard to stop, and you'll be left to aimlessly join bands, and leave intermittently for no apparent reason.

Bassist: Dude our singer just quit!
Drummer: Man, what do we do now?
Guitarist: Screw him, he's got Chris Cornell Syndrome, he's been in like 50 bands.
Bassist and Drummer: Gross, who does that?

Chris Cornell Syndrome by Lordofpoo May 14, 2011