Chris Gros

Discretely shitting during sex then, without warning, shoving the turd into your partners ass.

Dude i pulled a Chris Gros on Samantha last night!

Chris Gros by VanceBob April 17, 2020

chrisgrosse 

1. to physically beat someone for no reason at all.

2. to go on a murderous rampage.

See: postal

1. Dude, last night you got so drunk you went all chrisgrosse on Josh and broke a chair over his back.

2. There's a nut with a gun on campus going chrisgrosse.

chrisgrosse by John Clabby February 10, 2009

Chrisgression 

In Fantasy Sports: The act of setting up one's fantasy sports team for the sole purpose of hurting the Green Bay Packers and bringing bad luck to St. Rodgers.

In International Relations: The doctrine of erratically attacking or threatening ones neighbors for small, useless stretches of land.

Being the spiteful Chrisgresser he is, John purposely played Aaron Rodgers week 10, causing him to become injured.

Utilizing the doctrine of Chrisgression, Billy started a land war for a small patch of land no bigger than Rhode Island.

Chrisgression by Durhamster December 28, 2016

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016