Chris Gros

Discretely shitting during sex then, without warning, shoving the turd into your partners ass.

Dude i pulled a Chris Gros on Samantha last night!

by VanceBob April 17, 2020

chrisgrosse

1. to physically beat someone for no reason at all.

2. to go on a murderous rampage.

See: postal

1. Dude, last night you got so drunk you went all chrisgrosse on Josh and broke a chair over his back.

2. There's a nut with a gun on campus going chrisgrosse.

by John Clabby February 10, 2009

Chrisgression

In Fantasy Sports: The act of setting up one's fantasy sports team for the sole purpose of hurting the Green Bay Packers and bringing bad luck to St. Rodgers.

In International Relations: The doctrine of erratically attacking or threatening ones neighbors for small, useless stretches of land.

Being the spiteful Chrisgresser he is, John purposely played Aaron Rodgers week 10, causing him to become injured.

Utilizing the doctrine of Chrisgression, Billy started a land war for a small patch of land no bigger than Rhode Island.

by Durhamster December 28, 2016