Chris Fischer

1. The father of Amy Schumer’s child

2. Conducting an act so heinous as to utterly ruin ones life

“Oh mate, I got caught for a hit and run, and it looks like I’ll be sent to jail for life. I’ve pulled a real Chris Fischer”

Or

“Oh mate, I’ve gotten the living cabbage patch doll that is Amy Schumer pregnant. I’ve pulled a total Chris Fischer”

by Chris fischer May 8, 2020

Chris Fischetti Jr.

People with this name are normally fucking retarded, and suck dick at FIFA

Hey, did you hear about that kid, Chris Fischetti Jr.? Basically he’s a fucking retard.

by Bobby Boberson November 9, 2019