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Chris Davis

Chris Davis is a powerhouse. He is constantly fueled by the love he has for other people and the love he has for what he does. Don’t underestimate him because he has more to offer than you could ever imagine. He has a heart of gold, and you are so so lucky if he chooses to give you a piece of it. He is musically blessed, to witness him play music is to be transcended from this earthly realm into another beautiful place far far away. He is the absolute best lover you could experience, he will give you nights you’ll never forget. He is gorgeous from the inside out, and once you realize there’s so much more to him than his captivating appearance, there’s really no going back. He will make you the happiest person in the world without even trying...Chris Davis is unlike any other. If you encounter one in your life, love him with all your heart and keep him close to you.
“who’s the new guy you’re with?”
chris davis..”
“oh shit. you’re about to have the happiest relationship ever.”
Chris Davis by izzawizza May 23, 2019
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What does Chris Davis have? Swag. Period, end of discussion.
Chris Davis by McNuggets277 January 5, 2021

Chris Davis

The Cuck of Santa Clarita - a man who talks in circles, takes a daily pegging and watching back wife with guys who have oversized penises
That guys wife treats him like Chris Davis
Chris Davis by The Cucks Daddy November 23, 2022

Chris Davis

Biggest loser known to mankind
That guy is such a Chris Davis
Chris Davis by NastyErebus March 14, 2019

Chris Davis

Biggest loser known to mankind
That guy is such a Chris Davis
Chris Davis by NastyErebus March 14, 2019

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026