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Chris Davis

Chris Davis is a powerhouse. He is constantly fueled by the love he has for other people and the love he has for what he does. Don’t underestimate him because he has more to offer than you could ever imagine. He has a heart of gold, and you are so so lucky if he chooses to give you a piece of it. He is musically blessed, to witness him play music is to be transcended from this earthly realm into another beautiful place far far away. He is the absolute best lover you could experience, he will give you nights you’ll never forget. He is gorgeous from the inside out, and once you realize there’s so much more to him than his captivating appearance, there’s really no going back. He will make you the happiest person in the world without even trying...Chris Davis is unlike any other. If you encounter one in your life, love him with all your heart and keep him close to you.
“who’s the new guy you’re with?”
“chris davis..”
“oh shit. you’re about to have the happiest relationship ever.”
Chris Davis by izzawizza May 23, 2019
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Chris Davis

What does Chris Davis have? Swag. Period, end of discussion.
Chris Davis by McNuggets277 January 5, 2021

Chris Davis

The Cuck of Santa Clarita - a man who talks in circles, takes a daily pegging and watching back wife with guys who have oversized penises
That guys wife treats him like Chris Davis
Chris Davis by The Cucks Daddy November 23, 2022

Chris Davis

Biggest loser known to mankind
That guy is such a Chris Davis
Chris Davis by NastyErebus March 14, 2019

Chris Davis

Biggest loser known to mankind
That guy is such a Chris Davis
Chris Davis by NastyErebus March 14, 2019

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026