Person 1 : Do you watch Chris Chan ?
Person 2 : Yes I have stare into the void and it told me I'm not a boyfriend free girl.
Person 1 : that make sense.

Chris chan by the one who spout the truth June 25, 2022

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Chris Chan

The Voldemort of Wikipedia.

I edited Chris Chan into wikipedia. My edit was deleted in 2 seconds.

Chris Chan by not a normal man March 6, 2025

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CHRIS CHAN DID WHAT?!

In July 2021, chris chan sexually abused his dementia ridden mother.

Andrew: CHRIS CHAN DID WHAT?!

Sean: His mom

CHRIS CHAN DID WHAT?! by Blaxtron August 3, 2021

Chris Chan's Taint Piercing

Similar to Occam's razor but with a twist. Instead of the simplest answer is the right one it's the stupidest, most unnecessary solution is going to be the one put into practice.

"dude why did Chris Chan do that" "It's Chris Chan's Taint Piercing I guess"

Chris Chan's Taint Piercing by Alberthalperstram August 17, 2021

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stack of chris chan

A stack of chris chan, chris chans, a chris chan, or a channy, is a reference to the uncanny resemblance Chris Chan has to Benjamin Franklin, who appears on the 100 Dollar Bill. To have a stack of "chris chan" is to mean you have acquired an immense amount of wealth.

Similar to a "Band", "Benjamins", "Bennies", and "Hunnids" to name a few.

Some people say "smoking that chris chan"/"smoking a pack of chris chan" as well, to reference an extravagant lifestyle, referencing either expensive product that is being smoked, or referencing their lavish spending habits.

I'm in the mountains smoking a stack of chris chan, I'm fiending for yodie land...

Spin the block I'm shaking these nigga's down, thinking they thugs until I make them do the chris chan flow

stack of chris chan by TrulyHumbledUnderGod December 12, 2023

kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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