Chris Chan

Don't look it up. For real.
I'm not even making a joke about this, it's fucked up.

- Chris Chan DID WHAT--

- Don't

by OIivers August 8, 2021

Chris Chan

Mr. Beast’s two best friends, Chris, and Chandler.. nothing more, nothing less.

Chris Chan are the best bros

by MorgzHater20Billion February 18, 2022

chris chan

The worst person ever

"Chris Chan Sucks!"

by TAZTHEMAN123 August 8, 2021

Chris chan

In the words of Gigguk, they are a human yikes machine.

Person 1 : Do you watch Chris Chan ?
Person 2 : Yes I have stare into the void and it told me I'm not a boyfriend free girl.
Person 1 : that make sense.

by the one who spout the truth June 25, 2022

CHRIS CHAN DID WHAT?!

In July 2021, chris chan sexually abused his dementia ridden mother.

Andrew: CHRIS CHAN DID WHAT?!

Sean: His mom

by Blaxtron August 3, 2021

Chris Chan's Taint Piercing

Similar to Occam's razor but with a twist. Instead of the simplest answer is the right one it's the stupidest, most unnecessary solution is going to be the one put into practice.

"dude why did Chris Chan do that" "It's Chris Chan's Taint Piercing I guess"

by Alberthalperstram August 17, 2021

stack of chris chan

A stack of chris chan, chris chans, a chris chan, or a channy, is a reference to the uncanny resemblance Chris Chan has to Benjamin Franklin, who appears on the 100 Dollar Bill. To have a stack of "chris chan" is to mean you have acquired an immense amount of wealth.

Similar to a "Band", "Benjamins", "Bennies", and "Hunnids" to name a few.

Some people say "smoking that chris chan"/"smoking a pack of chris chan" as well, to reference an extravagant lifestyle, referencing either expensive product that is being smoked, or referencing their lavish spending habits.

I'm in the mountains smoking a stack of chris chan, I'm fiending for yodie land...

Spin the block I'm shaking these nigga's down, thinking they thugs until I make them do the chris chan flow

by TrulyHumbledUnderGod December 12, 2023