by -A! August 15, 2008
While a ticklish woman is in missionary position at the foot of the bed, the man lifts her legs to his shoulders and inserts his penis into her anal cavity. With the base of his thumbs pressed into her pelvis, he begins to use his fingers to tickle the woman relentlessly as she is being dragged of the foot of the bed. Upon hanging, she will straighten her legs in front of her simulating the man's penis while really it's acting as a clinch to assist in her grip strength as well as the tickle spasms from her partner. Orgasms break the hold due to loss of traction.
"Hey Chad, why won't my mom look at you since last night? She is acting weird around you."
" I know we planned to go out bro, but your mom was drunk and she wanted anal. I was railing her and Ace Ventura was on the TV. She was laughing and your cat bit my Achilles tendon and I yanked your mom off the bed and she was hanging by my cock."
" BRO THAT'S MY MOM!"
" Yeah, she's mad at me cause I turned off the TV. After that Virginia Chokehold, she's now your mom with a lump on her head."
" I know we planned to go out bro, but your mom was drunk and she wanted anal. I was railing her and Ace Ventura was on the TV. She was laughing and your cat bit my Achilles tendon and I yanked your mom off the bed and she was hanging by my cock."
" BRO THAT'S MY MOM!"
" Yeah, she's mad at me cause I turned off the TV. After that Virginia Chokehold, she's now your mom with a lump on her head."
by XCloakedSensesX December 29, 2022
When you catch a fish and are too weak or stupid to hold it the proper way so you shove your soft manicured hands so far up its gills your painted fingernails are coming out of its mouth.
“Hey did you see that dickhead with the camo waders and white rod before?”
“Yea he gave that 20lb fish one hell of a Jersey chokehold then said it was a 50”
“Yea he gave that 20lb fish one hell of a Jersey chokehold then said it was a 50”
by PineSlime November 29, 2022
That moment when she’s wacking your peen and stops infinitesimally to pop her knuckles while still having a tight grip on your meat hose.
by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss October 14, 2021
by akarr May 14, 2016