by mannysfat March 15, 2010
The act of a man choking a woman between his legs during sexual intercourse while simultaneously ejaculating in to her mouth and creating a "sea" of seamen within.
by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 12, 2010
The typical excuse that a male uses when he's unable to attend a male-oriented social function (e.g., poker, drinking, NFL Sunday, etc.). It refers to his girlfriend's/fiancé's/wife's stranglehold on his manhood, leaving him unable to decide for himself when it comes to anything in life.
Bob: Hey, Timmy! You playin' Texas Hold'em tonight with the guys?
Timmy: Sorry, Bob, my wife's got the ol' Shorie Chokehold on my junk. She wants me to be well rested tonight so that I'm totally focused on helping her practice her breathing at our lamaze class tomorrow.
Bob: Damn, Shorie Chokehold's a killer! Well, maybe next week, ya douchebag!
Timmy: Sorry, Bob, my wife's got the ol' Shorie Chokehold on my junk. She wants me to be well rested tonight so that I'm totally focused on helping her practice her breathing at our lamaze class tomorrow.
Bob: Damn, Shorie Chokehold's a killer! Well, maybe next week, ya douchebag!
by DCJoey November 10, 2009
"Hey man I've gotta use the bathroom too, would you mind hurrying it up?"
"Sorry man I can't get out, I'm stuck in a Porcelain Chokehold
"Sorry man I can't get out, I'm stuck in a Porcelain Chokehold
by wet_cardboard69 April 19, 2020
by Lucky18 January 26, 2011
When you grab your cock and balls from the base and you choke it so hard until your balls pop a bit and they look like the eyeballs of the fly and your cock is the body.
by Angany September 2, 2017
A popular Tunisian dance form where while a girl is grinding on someone, a tight grip is applied around a her neck, used to restrain her by restricting breathing. The girl then proceeds to pass out, however, she keeps gyrating her hips into her aggressor's crotch reflexively.
by sudoku101 February 13, 2012