Choke your waffle

A morning masturbation practice, usually before breakfast time. Also a dire warning regarding chewing techniques given at the Waffle House in Key Largo, FL.

You'll be late to work again if you take the time to choke your waffle before you head out.

Choke your waffle by Zette October 24, 2010

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