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chodeless pirate 

A middle-aged male who has appeared in numerous pornographic adult movies. He always wears a pirate bandana, a scruffy goatee/beard braided into a pony tail, and a mean grimace. While he is a formidable pussy-pounder, his most notorious and perhaps most hilarious trait is that, in his movies it is very obvious that he is devoid of a chode. Alas, the chodeless pirate.
"Dude, what are you doing?"
"Watching Hustler TV. The chodeless pirate is in this one."

"I'm gonna go chodeless pirate on that chick's butthole like I just don't give a fuck."

Chodeums 

An Awesome person that gets their name chanted in the mornings as a greeting. Some people also call him Uncle Chodeums
Yay Chodeums is here!! Chodeums! Chodeums! Chodeums!
Chodeums by AdamsJacksonMiles9696 September 27, 2021

chodelasticmemoryfoam 

a chode foam used for supportive elastic spandex that keeps the chode in perfect allignment at all times.
The chodelasticmemoryfoam formed to the contours of my junk while im jogging at the wee hours of the morning.
chodelasticmemoryfoam by doglog March 10, 2003

chodeblaster 

someone who loves to lick big sweaty chode
"Hey look at MulletMan, hes a chodeblaster"
chodeblaster by Dilpo April 10, 2004

chodebusters 

Collective noun for a group of people who kill/destroy chodes.
"Who ya gonna call? Chodebusters!"
"Get the Chodebusters over here, Justin Timberlake has entered the building!"

chodebuster 

One who busts/likes chodes. A person may be referred to casually as a chodebuster if they often talk about busting chodes, if they are socially inept, if they are sexually inept, or if their first name is David, Davo, Davidson, Dave, or Davy (sometimes Darryl)
Matthew: Sup fucktard? Here's the dealio--my girl goes on and on about chodes...

Jonathan: Man, get your ass away from that bitch! I'll bet anything she's a chodebuster!
chodebuster by Mack B May 21, 2008