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chodeless pirate 

A middle-aged male who has appeared in numerous pornographic adult movies. He always wears a pirate bandana, a scruffy goatee/beard braided into a pony tail, and a mean grimace. While he is a formidable pussy-pounder, his most notorious and perhaps most hilarious trait is that, in his movies it is very obvious that he is devoid of a chode. Alas, the chodeless pirate.
"Dude, what are you doing?"
"Watching Hustler TV. The chodeless pirate is in this one."

"I'm gonna go chodeless pirate on that chick's butthole like I just don't give a fuck."
chodeless pirate by zaniac420 July 7, 2008

Chodeums 

An Awesome person that gets their name chanted in the mornings as a greeting. Some people also call him Uncle Chodeums
Yay Chodeums is here!! Chodeums! Chodeums! Chodeums!
Chodeums by AdamsJacksonMiles9696 September 27, 2021

chodelasticmemoryfoam 

a chode foam used for supportive elastic spandex that keeps the chode in perfect allignment at all times.
The chodelasticmemoryfoam formed to the contours of my junk while im jogging at the wee hours of the morning.
chodelasticmemoryfoam by doglog March 10, 2003

chodeblaster 

someone who loves to lick big sweaty chode
"Hey look at MulletMan, hes a chodeblaster"
chodeblaster by Dilpo April 10, 2004

chodebusters 

Collective noun for a group of people who kill/destroy chodes.
"Who ya gonna call? Chodebusters!"
"Get the Chodebusters over here, Justin Timberlake has entered the building!"

chodebuster 

One who busts/likes chodes. A person may be referred to casually as a chodebuster if they often talk about busting chodes, if they are socially inept, if they are sexually inept, or if their first name is David, Davo, Davidson, Dave, or Davy (sometimes Darryl)
Matthew: Sup fucktard? Here's the dealio--my girl goes on and on about chodes...

Jonathan: Man, get your ass away from that bitch! I'll bet anything she's a chodebuster!
chodebuster by Mack B May 21, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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