chode muffin
A chode muffin is when your chode farts into your hand and you stick it under someones nose so they could smell it.
chode muffin by Douchecake September 29, 2005
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Chode Muffin
A baked good, consisting of chode meat, decorated with little chodes (kinda like how a chocolate-chip muffin is decorated with chocolate-chips.)
Chode Muffin by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003
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Chode Muffin
Whipping a fat dick (tim warchols) in a sandwich and then getting someone to eat the entire thing while a 2nd person cummed all over the sandwich, (confusing the person eating it with salad dressing.)
Chode Muffin by D.Shea February 24, 2005
chode muffin
The semen that trickles down the male's chode (the area between the testes and the anus) after he ejaculates. The woman then licks the ejaculate off his chode. This is known as "chode icing" which, combined with the chode, is known as a chode muffin.
1. "Oh baby, I want to lick your chode muffin."
2. "Bitch, eat my chode muffin!"
3. "Oh Jimmy, Eat my chode muffin." "Ok Carlito, anything for you, you naughty boy!" *boing* *Carlito inserts*
2. "Bitch, eat my chode muffin!"
3. "Oh Jimmy, Eat my chode muffin." "Ok Carlito, anything for you, you naughty boy!" *boing* *Carlito inserts*
chode muffin by SexyHotWordBitch April 22, 2010
chode muffin
Dude I just saw your chode muffin.
Our teachers chode muffin is showing through his pants.
What's a chode muffin? You're balls idiot.
Lick my chode muffin... fag-tard.
Our teachers chode muffin is showing through his pants.
What's a chode muffin? You're balls idiot.
Lick my chode muffin... fag-tard.
chode muffin by Sal Sloppadilly March 18, 2010
Red Chode Muffin
A bi-sexual ginger who enjoys getting plowed in the ass after getting pissed on by Transsexuals with Chlamydia
Red Chode Muffin by Chris4Life April 29, 2009
muffin code
Used at my school to talk about sex and not have anybody know about it. Invented by some hot girls.
have/eat a muffin= sex
Blueberries= guy
Raspberries= girl
Peach= public hair
Banana= penis
plastic wrap= condom
You can add whatever fruit and/or eating utensil you want. With the miracle of the muffin code...understanding is absolute!
have/eat a muffin= sex
Blueberries= guy
Raspberries= girl
Peach= public hair
Banana= penis
plastic wrap= condom
You can add whatever fruit and/or eating utensil you want. With the miracle of the muffin code...understanding is absolute!
Girl 1: "You have a muffin last night?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, Raspberry on top mostly.
ate for a whole hour"
Girl 1: "taste good?"
Girl 2: "Hell ya! Eating raspberries and blueberries at the same time...mmmmm"
Girl 2: "Yeah, Raspberry on top mostly.
ate for a whole hour"
Girl 1: "taste good?"
Girl 2: "Hell ya! Eating raspberries and blueberries at the same time...mmmmm"
muffin code by Captain_Crunch February 3, 2005
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