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Chocolate ride 

I got a chocolate ride for tonight.
Chocolate ride by Deep blue 2012 September 12, 2009

chocolate ride 

jenny bent over for a hard chocolate ride
chocolate ride by m47 December 13, 2007

ride chocolate 

to lay across the laps of people in the backseat of a car when there is one more person than seats in a car.
Person 1: "Hey man, can I catch a ride?"
Person 2: "Yeah bro, I already have 5 people though so you'll have to ride chocolate."
ride chocolate by Zubohoffen December 7, 2013

chocolate gondola ride 

When a man or woman, defecates into another female's vagina.
Bob took Tina for a chocolate gondola ride last night.

Chocolate speedway rider 

a term used to describe to men having a fun ride together
dude:Shall we go on the waltzer its a mans ride,proper scary
gh3y:no mate im a Chocolate speedway rider
Chocolate speedway rider by b1nn7 September 16, 2008

chocolate speedway rider 

crude reference to anal sex, commonly used to insult gay people

similar to arse bandit & fudge packer
'he who rides the chocolate speedway'
chocolate speedway rider by cunt0r December 17, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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