1. The act of going out to purchase chocolate.
2. Moving with quick steps on alternative feet while in posession of chocolate.
3. The life of a person who thinks in chocolate and spends her life avoiding intimacy.
4. The emotional gauntlet we all go through at some point in our lives, eased by the consumption of chocolate.
The chocolate runway is the long-lost art of shitting down one's throat in such a way that it slides right down, leaving a 'chocolate runway' behind it.
"Last nightJason gave Emily a chocolate runway and she was talking about it all morning!"
david: "make sure you spit on it first"
vic: "maybe i can stick my fingers down my throat and throw up on it instead?"
david: "okay then hunny, be gentle..."
vic: "brace yourself david"
david: "ohh, that was just like last time, only better"
vic: "thats cos it was Brooklyns head"