Chocolate Quickie Share definition Flag The act of shitting in a sink while all the bathroom stalls are being occupied by someone(s) else. "Did you hear Joey had to perform a Chocolate Quickie since all the stalls were taken up?" Chocolate Quickie by STlNE March 18, 2022 0 0 Get merch Get the Chocolate Quickie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch