Chocolate Orgasm

With a hot drink (such as tea), take a chocolate bar (such as a Twix) or any that will have some form of air space inside. Bite either end of the bar, dip one end into the hot drink and suck the other end. The hot drink should reach ur mouth and after a few seconds of sucking the hot drink should make the bar soft and delicious

Man, i had a killer chocolate orgasm last night with a time-out and tea

Chocolate Orgasm by Brandon Raye August 21, 2008

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Chocolate Orgasm

The amazing feeling you get when delicious chocolate melts in your mouth.

After having no chocolate for 3 days, I just ate a piece and had a chocolate orgasm.

Chocolate Orgasm by Mell_Bear February 2, 2010

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Chocolate Orgasm

-A toe curling poop.

-An orgasmic feeling of bowel relief.

My stomach was hurting until i chocolate orgasmed and nearly came.

Chocolate Orgasm by Dj Dreidel December 25, 2013

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Chocolate Orgasm

When eating something so delicious, it gives you a form of sexual arousal. It doesn't have to be chocolate being eaten, any food at all. Comes from the scientific theory that chocolate contains ingredients capable of causing an actual orgasm. This is why it is so irrisistable.

"Let me have a bite of that... ohhmmm"
"Chocolate orgasm?"
"Uhh huh"

Chocolate Orgasm by Ill Hubs November 26, 2009

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Orgasmic chocolate

The quick relase you need before you go to work

damn i had a boner but that orgasmic chocolate worked better then your mom

Orgasmic chocolate by Your moms anon December 22, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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