Chocolate Fountain

When you do a handstand while having diarrhea.

George: I’m bouta give my girl the chocolate fountain treatment tonight wish me luck.

John: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by JJ Charlemagne September 08, 2020

Chocolate Fountain

When a girl who's got diarrhoea gets shit in her vaginal orifice and squirts. The resulting mixture shit and squirt creates a "CHOKOLATE FUNTAIN"

"What did you shower your peanuts in?" "A chocolate fountain."

"Do you have shit in your eye?" "Yeah, my girlfriend gave me a chocolate fountain."

by Mr. T. Shingles November 19, 2013

Chocolate Fountain

oral sex with chocolate in the mouth or genitalia. Giving a sexual sensation and good taste at the same time.

Betty Sue gave her boyfriend Roscoe a chocolate fountain, which ended up covering chocolate all over her face and his lower body.

by TheOralMaster August 08, 2011

Chocolate Fountain

What happens after you un plug a butt plug after you have diarrhea and poop starts spewing everywhere

I un plugged a butt plug yesterday and got a Chocolate Fountain
Stacy loves to dip strawberries in my chocolate fountain

by n-bomb November 23, 2014

Chocolate Fountain

When someone ingests laxatives and proceeds to lay down and angle their butt upwards defecating on themselves.

I was constipated Saturday so I took laxatives and did a chocolate fountain for fun.

by Papa Pale October 25, 2016

Chocolate fountain

The result of a big bag of chocolate on top of a hot train roof

"Yes, open your mouths, it's our very own chocolate fountain!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

The Chocolate Fountain

You find someone willing to do a medical procedure (preferably a friend) called a fistula to connect your bladder and rectum so you pee and poop at the same time out of both orifices. Next you take an exaggerated number of laxatives or give yourself C. Diff to make everything inside of you liquid. Take your friend and you shit and piss out of both your butthole and peehole all over their face.

Person 1: Yo my friend in medical school surgically connected my poop Schute and urine sack in his basement so I can give my girl the chocolate fountain.

Stranger 1: get away from me

by Rogue Steel October 02, 2018