You find someone willing to do a medical procedure (preferably a friend) called a fistula to connect your bladder and rectum so you pee and poop at the same time out of both orifices. Next you take an exaggerated number of laxatives or give yourself C. Diff to make everything inside of you liquid. Take your friend and you shit and piss out of both your butthole and peehole all over their face.
Person 1: Yo my friend in medical school surgically connected my poop Schute and urine sack in his basement so I can give my girl the chocolate fountain.
Stranger 1: get away from me
Stranger 1: get away from me
by Rogue Steel October 3, 2018
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
George: I’m bouta give my girl the chocolate fountain treatment tonight wish me luck.
John: What the fuck is wrong with you?
John: What the fuck is wrong with you?
by JJ Charlemagne September 8, 2020
When a girl who's got diarrhoea gets shit in her vaginal orifice and squirts. The resulting mixture shit and squirt creates a "CHOKOLATE FUNTAIN"
"What did you shower your peanuts in?" "A chocolate fountain."
"Do you have shit in your eye?" "Yeah, my girlfriend gave me a chocolate fountain."
"Do you have shit in your eye?" "Yeah, my girlfriend gave me a chocolate fountain."
by Mr. T. Shingles November 19, 2013
He act of sticking a mans penis partially inside a woman's asshole while she has explosive diarrhea all over the mans dick. Causing a fountain like affect as the liquid shit drips down his dick.
by Pubesonfire420 October 10, 2015
by Puppetmaster24 November 23, 2010
When having anal sex with another man, you position him so his anus is facing the ceiling. After you climax, pull out quickly, causing feces to rush out towards the ceiling creating the chocolate fountain. Bonus points for receiving a facial from the fountain.
by FatAndSassy December 18, 2005